this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
suits are so great… they’re intuxicating
I thought it was… suitable
A whole fucking bunch of this.
Reblog this mothertrucker!
If you dont reblog this, REVALUATE your fucking life.
I WILL FOREVER REBLOG OK
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Watch bobs burgers and cuddle with me in a fort so I know it’s real