neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(via creativeburns)

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

(Source: freddieboychilton, via princessfreewill)

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

(Source: lolgifs.net, via pizza)

(Source: sandandglass, via queenofslash)

"There’s a paradox in thinking that you’re better than other girls, when your whole reason for feeling that way is because you think your gender is so inherently inferior that you want to dis-identify with being a girl altogether."

-

More Than Words: Tomboys R Us

THIS whenever some girl brags about being “one of the boys” or says something like “I’m not like other girls, I LOVE [stereotypically masculine thing].” (via giraffodill)

(via bootyonduty)

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lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via pizza)

fashionistaswonderland:

Tumblr: lacebytanaya
IG: lacebytanaya
majortvjunkie:

college
ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.
bagofb0nes:

Me on trial for murdering the dancefloor with ma moves. 

(Source: supagirl, via makecanvasofcoastlines)